Quinn Nathan Hollaway's Journal

2:16pm: hey, it has been like a year since i last typed on this thing. I got bored so here i m.

well

school is getting hard

for instance,

last subday

didi hw for 13 hours

yeah

i don't do hw

i got stressed

and then i got a minor cold

and as of right now my computer is running extreme;y slow

i have class today from 11-830

a couple of breaks in there, not too many and they are not too long

so yeah, but after tonight the weekend basically starts fpr me

which is good

bc i luv my weekends

like last weekend was great

this week is goin to b even better

pat is coming home to bloomington for a couple of weeks

it is always nice to hang out with my bro

ummmm

my buddy Dan turns 21 so lets just say he is goin to have a great weekend

my make sure ppl always have fun on there 21 b-day

ask pat

so yeah, i m looking forward to that

i started dealing heroin for money

bc i m strapped for cash

so that is basically it

a lot of school

a lot of hw

some work at the y

and......

a lot of just having fun in college

that is it

so

i guess i m out

peace

oh yeah

P.S. I deal do heroin

i deal acid

jk

peace

11:58pm: Here i m at the ole' ISU
well, i have been here 6 days so far

they have all been awesome

yeah

that is all i can say about that

the late night parties rule

and there are more hott woman here than one quinn can handle

and i can handle a lot of woman

u know what i mean

yeah

i think i have had too good of a time

wait-ta-tick

i m going to have an even better time as the year goes on

start classes tomorrow

i m goin to find a hott chick

and sit by her

and since i don't know her

it is goin to be a lot easier to throw my game out

ppl r like

"quinn, use ain't got no game"

they might be right but i have had success this week

yup

success

i luv it over here

i think i might stay til i m like

i don't know

lets just say in the neighborhood of...

.....

.....

90

that will be good

i will say one thing

i miss my cat

she rules

but o well

but hey

i only got like a total of 8 hours of sleep in the last 6 days so i think i m going to jett

i know ur like

"quinn, it only b 12:08"

and i know

but my body is sore

and i don't know

i m tired

i gotta long day of mackin ahead

peace

q

8:53am: doped up
yo

how is everybody

everybody is good from this side of the computer

and when i say everybody on this side

i mean me

so yeah

i got my wisdoms pulled last fri.

it was sweet

i guess i was so doped up that i tried to get the fifty y.o. dental hygentist

to freak dance with me

she wanted me

she would of if my mom wansn't there

which is another thing

she was prying information about my night life out of me

yup

i told her everything

i was pissed when she told me that i told her

o yeah

she got a piece of my mind

which isn't much

and the par that she did get was still doped up

but what i could give her

i did

thats right

i told that bi-otch what is up

she is now scared

she is cowwering in a corner somewhere

where she is

i do not know

but she is cowwering

but once i left the dental office

they gave me a lot of drugs

let me restate that

they gave me too many drugs

from fri through tues.

i was flying

now

u r forgetting that i m a delivery guy

yeah

try to find ur way around the trash whole which is our town while on drugs

and know

i m not talking about ur flinstone vitamins here

no

i m talking about vicodin

and ibuprofin

and ammoxicilin

o yeah

i was supposed to take a pizza to a house around the YMCA

and i m not sure how a got there

but i ended up at some street behind sub-way

yeah

i know i m dumb

i got a good laugh out of it

actually

i would of laughed at anything considering the state i was in

and another problem with poopin pills like candy

it screws everything up

i ate supper at 3 in the after noon

went to bed at 5 in the morn

o yeah

i have an 8 o'clock class too

lets just say that last night was the best night of sleep that i have had in awhile

so anyways

that is all i have to about that

i m outty

peace

q

9:49am: here
here i m

sitting in the library

I have a lot of gas

ooops

I have no internal monolog

that is not how monolog is suppose to be spelled

but my brain did the same thing as my butt a couple of seconds ago

and it farted

so i went jett skiing the other day

and it was a .....

pardon the interruption for this announcement

"quinn is lying"

"thank you"

who in the hell was that twink

just comes in here and ruins my lovely ly

I tell u what

I m going to find out who that guy was and stick my size 11 flip-flop striaght up his ass

twink

so how is everybody

do guys know what the worst thing about spring is

sexual frustration

yeah

there is only so much a hand can do

I mean come on

this sux

and latest studies show

one of the keys to a long, happy life

is a good sex life

hell at this rate

I do not think i m going to be able make it to my 21st b-day

hell I have even made out with a chick in like 3 weeks

Even the nuns down the street get more action then I do

I m not sad

just fustrated

so

if any of u fine women out there are feeling the same way

I think we might be able to help one another out

lets not think of it as play

lets think of it as

how do u say therapy

that is it

therapy

u help me and I help u

u know where to find me

I here I m a good kisser

and i get compliments on my ass daily

but i m late for class

u think about that and give me a haller

9:48am: I just had it
yesterday

I just had surgery

I just had surgery five years ago to the day yesterday

I wept

I cried

I toasted it

thirteen times

It baby is growing up

you would think that after five years

It sholder would start to somewhat heal

nope

still tender

man

yeah

I m at spoon river college

damn, there are a lot of old ladies here

I wonder if any of them want to arm wrestle

I could beat their asses

try to come in here and start stuff

well you know what

I'll finish it

sluts

just because they are sixty they think they own the place

besides

who goes to college when they are sixty

I should tell them that they cannot earn their doctorates here at spoon

sluts

ooops

got off track

bitches

crap

I cannot get on track

I m really pissed right now

hey

has anyone heard the story about the little sheep who ate the viking and became the beloved pet of a little boy in which the sheep married because it got knocked up

that is a great one

especially at the climax of the story

I said climax

that rox

but yeah

get knowledge on that story

so

if u are presently thinking about me naked

I just want to tell you that is weird

but u are still making me bush

awe, u really think it is that big

thank u

yup

13 inches

what

who said that

well hell

I have to go

peace

and no worries

8:22pm: dude
Quinn has good news

he got into isu

he his happy to finally have some plans

he is going to use these next years to have a good time and possibly fit an education in somewhere

oh

well

he is

happy

2:02pm: Mr. Ed
there once was a horse

of corse

of corse

so there i was the other day

falling over''wasted

jk

so how has everyuone been

i need to start updating this more

i got the clap this weekend

jk

it was crabs

jk

but yeah

i have nothing to say

I want to relax

but my mom won't get ot of the basement

she keeps trying to talk to me

she keeps on bangin crap

and little does she know

I do not want to talk to her

i will talk to her on my own time

as for now

i just wanna take a nap

this that so hard to ask

me

sleep

i do not think so

as for everyone reading this

i hate u

jk

i only hate about half of u

just kidding

i only hate a quarter of u

so

anyone have any interesting stories

i do

ask me about them sometime

until then

peace

happy new years

and no worries

9:15am: yo
hello

i am quinn

that is all i have to say

1:39pm: yo
Hi everyone

at this moment in history i m sitting at the porno computer at the library

not looking at porn

yeah it is midterms and i m stressed

i feel like pulling an alnighter

that should be good

but i have more time now that alex skender is closing for me

thank God he is a nice guy

and that is all i have to say about that

yeah i got into a fight last night with some dude

it was outside the movie store

he came up to me and started to talk smack

oh no i was not going to stand for that

so i told him to shut his ugly mouth crack

he pushed me

i said don't do that

then he charged me trying to tackle me

i side stepped him and he went flying in to a wall

he tried to stand up

but i punched him in the head before he got up

now i m kicked out of family video

doesn't matter i have $30 worth of late fees

that is all i have to say about that

my jett ski is not finished yet'

i m about to go nazi on them

it is beautiful outside

o yeah

the fight didn't happen

i made it up

but i love it outside

fall is the time when God's artwork is the best

all of the colors

just a plain ole' tree shows all of God's glory especially in the fall

that is all i have to say about that

i think i might go to stone tommorrow night

i m not sure

i get off around 9:30

it all depends on who is going

if i have some friends that are going

Quinn the mack daddy might have to come out

that is right

i said it

quinn the mack daddy

yeah

thats is all i have got to say about that

well i m outty

peace

q

12:21pm: yo again
wow

this week has been great

except for the hours i spend on the computer everyday of my young life

this week has been stressful

but there is nothing on the planet earth that can get me down

except for working on oven at monicals'

that blows my right buttock

my left one is too hard so something would have to blow pretty hard for that buttock to blow

i m doing homework

then i m taking 2 days away from the computer for a little r and r

i will say this

no matter what happens in my life

i have this overwheming joy

praise God for that

oh i did hurt my back the other day

i was sqatting and i did not warm up first

lets just say that was not a good idea for the amount of weight that i had on there

well i have to get back to doing the ole' h-work

it is just too hard

and i m not a very motivated guy

but i must

so peace out

Dios le Bandiga (God bless You)

and bye

P.S. if u luv a quinn give a shout out

q

9:08am: yo
so i m bored

doing homework

my brother smokes weed

not really

i have nothing to type about

only that i ate glow-in-the-dark bunny rabbits

it is cool except for one problem

it is hard to sleep at night because those darn rabbits keep on looking at me through my belly

i can see them because, as u already know,

they are glow-in-the dark

well

i

m

out

like

a

fat

kid

in

dodge

ball

peace

q

10:42am: yo
hi

Nathan Barr is presently stealing my books

Now he is coming on to me

I feel weird

well

so how is ur mom doing

ok

barr is now feeling my penis

jk

he is sitting right beside me

he is talking to me

and he has no idea that i m writing about me

Now he is offering me a bowl

he wants to smoke weed

that druggy

should i beat the poop out of him

jk

well i m going to go

peace

q

12:22pm: right now
yup

at this moment i m in class

the professor is talking

ar u can tell

i m paying attention

i m tired

my stomach is kicking my butt today

and i had jacked up dreams last night

ur mom is not not hott

yup that is quinn using double negatives again

so to sum it all up

i m not not not not tired

and my cats stole my chap stick

pussies ( get it )

11:19am: yo
i m updating this things

i now

officially

feel special

ummm no crack for quinn

spoon blows my left btt cheek completely out of the water

your mom is hott

so is ur iguana

ummm

what is new in the life of quinn

not much

besides 5 on-line classes, my life is great

going to go to my bros tonight to watch monday night football

that is always fun

I just tried heroine for the first time this weekend

it was great and i need more

psych

i did not do heoine

i did acid

jk

but yeah

work all week

that blows

do u wanna know what else blows

the wind

that is right

u heard me

the wind

it is getting cold out

that is always good bc deliveries pick up in the fall

bc people in the fall smoke a lot of weed so they get the munchies

ummm

i cleaned my downstairs this weekend

i found an light socket sown there that i did not know we even had

and it worked

this is the first time in the history of quinn that light has ever been on

i almost did not not cry

that right

i used a double negative

so get off my back

well

i have a lot of homework to do

so to sum it all up

my name is quinn and heroine is my friend

along with ur mom naked

peace

q

10:41am: yo
hey i m great

i have a hectic two weeks ahead of me

i have for papers due this week and a lot of homewrok and i have just as much next week if not more

pat is coming down this weekend so this should be fun

fri. leah and i are goin to the new mall to look around

i here that they i have a really awesome cigar shop i wanna look in

last week was a little stressful bc my nephew had some complications

but he is cool now

and that is about it

later

peace

q

10:57am: yo
Hey

i m an Uncle!

uncle quinn

but yeah

i just thought i would share the good news

yup

peace

q

10:05pm: surgery!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tomorrow

is my 4-year anniversery of my surgery

but u know

i just had it

i think i might celebrate it

sweet

peace

q

12:07am: chicago
went to chicago last night

it was fun

the concert was awesome

i had a stressful, but fun time cruisin in down town chicage

yeah great fun

i m sooo tired right now

well i have to go pass out

later

q

11:41pm: wow
it has been along time since i have done this ok


here is what goin on

i went to see coldplay mon.

the best band ever

it killed dave mathews

dave mathews seemed like a canton battle of the band drop out compared to these guys

wow

i mean awesome

fri.

goin to see daivd gray live in chicage

that also has to be kick butt

i mean wow

2 of my favorite bands/song writters in one week

and i picked up the guitar too

it is goin really good

at this moment i m learning

"let it be" by the beatles/paul mccartney

and u never know

i m beginning work very slowly but surely on my first song

i have to intro down but i need to fix it up a little

so yeah

had side burns

well a side burn

the left one was full and couldn't b better but the right oone just wanted to b gay on become as thick as the other one

so yeah

i m thinking i m ogin to win the lotto tommorrow worth 105 million

that would cap off the perfect week

for all of u who reply to this

u get a car if i win

i work out alot

today for instance i worked out hard for 2 1/2 hours

six pack is back

buy buy beer gut

quinn is gettin chissled

it is taking to long, i just think it all the fault of that damn brittany spears

i mean common

well n e ways

get to get back to song writing

peace

and

luv

q

9:35pm: me
so,

i was crusing around tonight

and i said to myself

"hey, lets go to canton lake"

so i did

i got to a high point over looking the lake

there was a full moon,

it was soo beautiful

it was one of those things where u know God did that for u just to ease ur stress and make u calm

yeah the lake was covered with snow and the moon light was reflecting off of it

i was i complete peace

and i was listening to "air force one" on the radio and that relaxed me even more

ahhhhh life is great

peace

q

12:16am: today
it was weet

trying to do online classes but u know how it goes

goin to do them then friends come over and we hang out until like 12 at night

sweet

worked out hard today

goin to hurt tomorrow

workde

made ok money

any embarrassing moents today?(quinn is presently thinkin to hiself)

no

not really

can't say so

excited about next bears season

might cheer at spoon next year if the kelley gurls go there

that could be fun

o yeah

woman drivers suck

ok

i was on my way to work

i was driving east on locust when i saw ashrude at the intersection of main and locust

so i was goin to wave and before i could a car was goin into my lane but yet in order to do that she would of had to go through my car

so i slammed on the breaks gave her the finger and still turned and waved

the only thing is that i m not sire if my other fingers came up to join my middle finger when i waved at ashrude

so that could of sucked

and nodmally i would have honked my horn at the other car

but i couldn't find it

so yeah

u know, i drive a lot

and i have more problems with woman drivers and old ppl drivers than any body else

seriously

but yeah

i wanna wake up in the morn and go lift so

peace

out

luv

q

1:23pm: yeah
life is so great

i m sry

but i have to say i luv it

a lot of things could b better

but all around life is so great

i have a lot to worry about but i do not worry

i know whatever happens

happens and that comforts me

i luv everyone

man life is great

i think the reason life is so great is bc i threw it into the wind

no worry

i have no control over anything and the comforts me

i luv everyone

and yes

i m sober

peace out

and o yeah

i m listening to a great song

peace out

q

11:58pm: short story
so herei m upin the northern part of IL. so here it goes

there is thisguy named hanky

well as it seems that everyone wanted to blow their noseson him

(hold on 5 secs til news years)

ok

woo hoo

yeah

i need to drink

but yeah

i malive

and i have obsession with mothers

cool huh

well, if i m not shit faced

which i m not

i think it is time to go

possibly poop

possibly think about how wiley coyote would eat hand granades and be ok

but yeah

damn my butt itches

10:40pm: chicago
well

i m goin to chicago for new year's

with pat and 2 hott chix

should b fun

i here they have caught some terrorists crossing the canadian border

that could make for an interesting evening

o well

if i die, whatever

don't cry

party

ok u can cry a little bit

be b joyful in the fact that i love u all

hold on

someone is knocking upstairs

just my cat polo

she is weird

but n e ways

that ought to b fun

well, i m not goin to die

i m quinn

i can't die

i just got the self-esteem needed to mack on 1,000's of woman

yeah i m the man

ok i can't say that bc then that would b conceeded

well i m goin to go

u all have a happy new years

and don't get too wasted

have fun

peace

luv

quinn

7:22pm: x-mas
well,

it sucked

i did get a lot of sox

it isn't so much that it sucked it was so boring

i mean my family is freakin hilarious

u can imagine if i m the most normal one in the family, how crazy everyone else is

it is a lot of fun

my bros and i r scarying my sister-in-law by telling her what she can expect while raising a hollaway boy

i think she is goin to be scared once the kid starts walking, and from that point on the kid is goin to b from hell

she thinx that she can raise it to b good

yeah right

but n e ways

made fun of my mom a lot

it is whay my bros and i do when we all get together

yup

it is fun but the day is boring

it snowed last night

i went out this morning and pu snow in my boxers so i could get into the winter spirit

didn't work

i have pooped like 4 times today already

that was fun

but yeah

i m out of here

so merry x-mas

and wipe ur tooshies

peace

quinn